12 Reasons Why Fall Is The Best

Let's get this straight. Fall is better than Summer. End of discussion. In the Fall, there is crisp air and hot chocolate. In the Summer, there is humidity and bad hair days.

Here are my top TWELVE reasons why you should LOVE fall:

1. Halloween-ie

“Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” – Mean girls

Also… who doesn’t love getting free candy from complete strangers when you’re trespassing on their property?

2. DOG COSTUMES

Need I say more?

3. Cuddles and Snuggles

You can cuddle in your warm comfy bed all day and binge watch ‘The Office’ and ‘Gossip Girl’ on Netflix. {WITHOUT feeling guilty}

It’s chilly outside. You have a RIGHT to stay inside for as long AS YOU DAMN PLEASE.

4. No Shave November

That’s right. It’s chilly and the extra fur keeps us warm.

Authors note: I’m a single pringle… NO NEED TO IMPRESS NOONE. True Life: Dying Alone & Hairy

5. Haunted Houses & Hayrides

Because come on, who wouldn’t pay to get the poop scared out of them IRL

6. Apple Picking

All the stuck-up “veggie tales” can now do their own labor and pick their own damn shiny apples... Good luck Snow White

7. Pumpkin Spiced ANYTHING

Personally, I’m not a fan. But if you’re quiet enough, you can hear a teenage girl in uggs, an infinity scarf, and a Northface instagramming her pumpkin spiced item. I bet she can’t even.

R.I.P – Because she’s literally dead.

8. ABC Family 13 Nights of Halloween

NO NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE. BEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME. HALLOWEENTOWN ON REPEAT. "It’s just a bunch of HOCUS POCUS"

9. Football

So your annoying, clingy boyfriend will leave you alone. Or so you can stare at O’dell Beckham Jr.’s butt ALLLL DAYYY. hut-hut? More like butt-butt

10. Black Friday

Because who doesn’t love fighting a 70-year-old Grandma for that new IPhone you’ve been saving for, the day after giving thanks for everything we have.

11. Oversized Sweaters

Because who needs a boyfriend when you have a comfy oversized sweater?

And finally………

12. Oktoberfest

You earned that beer belly honey. Work it. Cherish it. Chug it.

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